Warning: For entertainment purposes only.
Patrick and I have filmed multiple episodes of the "Ritz Camera Chronicles," where we tell stories about working as poor sales associates for the horribly run camera store chain Ritz Camera. Some of our episodes are photography and print related, but this one really isn't. In this episode, I buy 85 calculators from Ritz Camera for 85 cents and am almost caught by my district manager. Was I doing something wrong? I'm not exactly sure. It seems like I should be able to buy as many products as I want, especially if I was leaving the items behind, but when I saw the manager, I certainly expected to be fired. Luckily, he only cared about our "ESP numbers."
I dodge getting fired this time, but soon, in an upcoming episode, I will reveal the most incredible story of how I was fired from Ritz and banned from the property.